Archive for May, 2009

The Dating Game.

May 30, 2009

The “Game.” Isn’t it funny that you can use that phrase and automatically everyone knows what you’re talking about? “It’s the game.” “I don’t like playing the game.” “He/She is just playing the game.” What is the “Game” anyway??? (more…)


I Have a Nice Rack But No One Wants to Touch It: Confessions of a Sexually Starved "Hottie."

May 20, 2009

I have a nice rack. It’s basically a fact. And that rhyme is whiggity wack! Okay all joking aside:  Being in possession of said nice rack from the tender age of 13 I must admit I have misused it from time to time, yes sometimes it can be a crutch and used for the powers of evil!  By evil, of course I mean getting things for free that other less fortunate women not in possession of a nice rack must pay for: Drinks, free oil changes, backstage passes (yes I am serious),  free Starbucks (yes coffee!). Oh the list could go on and actually it does go on. So logic would dictate that if nothing else, my rack would allow me to excel in the dating world and in turn in the hot loving/make out world. It’s really a simple mathematical equation: If B (breasts) then C (copious making out). (more…)

The Risk of Falling.

May 19, 2009

Lloyd Dobler stood outside Diane Court’s window with a boom box over his head to win her back. Jake Ryan showed up to Sam Baker’s sisters wedding to sweep her off her feet. Mr. Big flew to Paris to get Carrie back. What if to take a chance on something or someone you thought could make you happy required you to act in a way that seemed foreign, uncomfortable like the aforementioned gentleman? Would it be worth it if in the end you found some treasure you couldn’t have without the sacrifice and momentary abandon of sanity? Would that make it right, okay, better, enough? Perhaps, but isn’t that the very nature of falling in love, reckless abandon, letting down our guard, opening up and inviting someone into our hearts and allowing ourselves to be vulnerable. Love and the pursuit of it can be as risky and thrilling as a high stakes poker game. (more…)

Stop Being That Turd With the Bad Attitude!

May 11, 2009

I’m probably the last person that should be imparting self-improvement advice. I don’t have much of anything figured out… But one thing I do know is this: On pretty much any dating profile I have posted anywhere at any time always says this: “I always have a good time no matter what.” Simple, if a little absurd. Obviously if Mothra drops a “deuce” on my favorite blazer I’m not going to be happy about it and, furthermore, I’ll be very confused as to why Mothra was even in Orange County in the first place, but I digress… The point is this: I know how to have fun and it’s an attitude, but more importantly it’s a decision. (more…)

Which Side Are You On?

May 3, 2009

There is a theory in relationships that there is always one person that is slightly more attached than the other (and sometimes it happens to be more than just slightly). In very long-term relationships, this can go back and forth between the two people, each one taking their turn being more attached. Sometimes it just happens on its own, and sometimes an event can trigger this change. (more…)

So You're Into Her… Now What?

May 1, 2009

You have gone on a few dates and you are into her….so what are you going to do about it next? Here are a few pointers for a man to get in good with any lady: (more…)